🛹 😎 = ❣️

Stride with swagger, knowing you’ve got the coolest shades within a thousand-mile radius (at least).

We’ve nailed playful design and ease of use with this beauty.

Made out of stained skateboard wood (yep, that’s as rad as it sounds) with color choices to get you noticed real quick. And don’t forget to show off those engraved Effing Bird logos on both arms. 

Polarized for clear viewing & to keep glares away. Spring-loaded hinges for a flexible, easy-to-adjust fit you’ll love.

And get this – they float! And get this—they float! Perfect if you’re a beach bum, lake lover, or ocean adventurer. They slip off, you spot ‘em in a moment.

Need we say more?

Actually, yeah. Give the Effing Easy Guarantee a look to put any quality concerns to sleep & snag yours now.